朋友圈搞笑的句子英语(朋友圈搞笑的句子说说心情)

1.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!
[笑话]
2.
Every
morning
I
am
reminded
why
I
hate
alarm
clocks.
It's
the
rude
awakening.
[搞笑]
3.
Two
goldfish
were
in
a
tank.
One
turned
to
the
other
and
said,
"do
you
know
how
to
drive
this
thing?"
[幽默]
4.
The
past,
present,
and
future
walked
into
a
bar.
It
was
tense.
[艺术笑话]
5.
Why
did
Mickey
Mouse
go
to
space?
To
find
Pluto!
[嘻嘻笑]
6.
Why
don't
skeletons
fight
each
other?
They
don't
have
the
guts.
[搞笑]
7.
I
told
a
joke
to
a
group
of
chickens
once.
They
didn't
find
it
all
that
funny.
[幽默]
8.
What
did
one
wall
say
to
the
other?
"I'll
meet
you
at
the
corner. "
[随机笑话]
9.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!
[嬉笑怒骂]
10.
I
asked
a
man
if
he
knew
the
way
to
the
gym
and
he
said
"sorry,
I'm
not
a
personal
trainer. "
[滑稽笑]
11.
My
mom
always
said
I
wouldn't
accomplish
anything
by
lying
in
bed
all
day.
But,
look
at
me
now,
I'm
an
accomplished
liar.
[搞笑]
1
2.
Why
did
the
coffee
file
a
police
report?
It
got
mugged.
[聪明才智的笑话]
1
3.
What
do
clouds
wear
under
their
clothes?
Thunderwear.
[嘻嘻笑]
1
4.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!
[无厘头笑话]
1
5.
I'm
a
big
believer
in
that
if
you
focus
on
good
skincare,
you
really
don't
need
a
lot
of
makeup.
Except,
maybe
a
good
eyebrow
pencil.
[搞笑]
1
6.
What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?
An
impasta.
[耐人寻味的笑话]
1
7.
They
say
don't
try
this
at
home,
so
I
tried
it
at
my
friend's
house.
His
wife
was
not
happy
with
the
damage
to
her
kitchen.
[随机笑话]
1
8.
My
therapist
told
me
the
way
to
achieve
true
inner
peace
is
to
finish
what
I
start.
So
far,
I've
finished
two
bags
of
chips
and
a
chocolate
cake.
I
feel
better
already.
[嬉笑怒骂]
1
9.
Why
did
the
scientist
install
a
knocker
on
his
door?
He
wanted
to
win
the
No-bell
prize.
[搞笑]
20.
I
put
my
phone
in
airplane
mode,
but
it
didn't
fly!
Worst
airline
ever.
[幽默]

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