短篇笑话句子温柔图片大全

1.
"Did
you
hear
about
the
guy
who
invented
Lifesavers?
They
say
he
made
a
mint!"
【笑话】

2.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【笑话】

3.
"I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands. "
【笑话】

4.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!"
【笑话】

5.
"Why
don't
oysters
give
to
charity?
They're
shellfish!"
【笑话】

6.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised!"
【笑话】

7.
"What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?
An
impasta!"
【笑话】

8.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired!"
【笑话】

9.
"Why
did
the
grape
stop
in
the
middle
of
the
road?
Because
it
ran
out
of
juice!"
【笑话】

10.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
painting
her
eyelids
too
thickly.
She
couldn't
see
eye
to
eye
with
me!"
【笑话】

11.
"Why
did
the
coffee
file
a
police
report?
It
got
mugged!"
【笑话】

1
2.
"I
woke
up
this
morning
and
forgot
which
side
the
sun
rises
from,
then
it
dawned
on
me!"
【笑话】

1
3.
"Why
don't
ants
get
sick?
They
have
tiny
ant-bodies!"
【笑话】

1
4.
"Why
did
the
gym
close
down?
It
just
didn't
work
out!"
【笑话】

1
5.
"I
used
to
have
a
job
at
a
pickle
factory,
but
I
got
canned
because
I
couldn't
find
the
right
pickles!"
【笑话】

1
6.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!"
【笑话】

1
7.
"Why
do
elephants
wear
shoes
with
big,
flat
soles?
So
they
don't
sink
in
the
sand!"
【笑话】

1
8.
"Why
didn't
the
skeleton
go
to
the
party?
Because
he
had
no-body
to
dance
with!"
【笑话】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?
In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one!"
【笑话】

20.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
green?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【笑话】

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