上朋友圈的搞笑句子(发月亮朋友圈的配句搞笑)

1.
"No,
I'm
not
a
morning
person.
I'm
an
afternoon,
night,
and
midnight
person. "】

2.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory.
Unfortunately,
I
left
my
memory
card
at
home. "】

3.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired. "】

4.
"I
don't
always
procrastinate,
but
when
I
do,
I
do
it
well. "】

5.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "】

6.
"I
don't
always
forget
what
I
was
going
to
say,
but
when
I
do,
it's
usually
something
important. "】

7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "】

8.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. "】

9.
"I'm
not
indecisive.
Unless
you
think
I
am,
then
I'm
not
sure. "】

10.
"Why
don't
we
tell
jokes
about
pizza?
Because
they're
too
cheesy. "】

11.
"I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "】

1
2.
"I'm
not
short.
I'm
space
efficient. "】

1
3.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. "】

1
4.
"I'm
not
always
sarcastic.
Sometimes
I'm
sleeping. "】

1
5.
"Why
don't
oysters
share
their
pearls?
Because
they're
shellfish. "】

1
6.
"I'm
not
procrastinating.
I'm
prioritizing
my
time
in
a
way
that
benefits
me. "】

1
7.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
crummy. "】

1
8.
"I'm
not
awkward.
I'm
just
overly
courteous
in
social
situations. "】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field. "】

20.
"I'm
not
forgetful.
I'm
just
selectively
remembering. "】

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